Specia chitaristilor.

guitarists don't laugh,they tremolo pick
guitarists don't talk,they shred
guitarists don't stutter,they tap
guitarists don't get pissed,they play hardcore
guitarists don't cry,they wah-wah
guitarists don't fart,they divebomb
guitarists don't burp,they reverse divebomb
guitarists don't read,they read tabs
guitarists don't write,they use pro tools
guitarists don't smile,they bend a string
guitarists don't masturbate,they play fingerstyle
guitarists don't think,they improvise around a thought progression
guitarists don't shout,they produce harmonics
guitarists don't get laid,they smash guitars
guitarists don't get dressed,they change strings
guitarists don't sleep,they play clean tone
guitarists don't dream,they watch Yngwie Malmsteen play
guitarists don't get depressed,they reduce tempo
guitarists don't get nostalgic,they listen to Blue Oyster Cult
guitarists don't drive a car,they drive a multi-effects processor
guitarists don't have friends,they have drum tracks
guitarists don't have kids,they have songs
guitarists don't have mothers,they have Marshall amps
guitarists don't take sedatives,they turn down volume
guitarists don't have condoms,they have noisegates
guitarists don't play online,they harmonise
guitarists don't don't go on vacation,they re-tune
guitarists don't work,they do guest projects
guitarists don't kill,they play manele
guitarists don't get brain damage,they play pop-punk
guitarists don't breathe,they play long notes
guitarists don't hook up,they hook guitars on their wall
guitarists don't ride a bike,they ride the lightning
guitarists don't adapt,they play bass
guitarists don't live,they play